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I'm 24, cheese-loving, nicotine-shmoking, politically-abstaining, awkwardly-perceiving-reality, infantile, socially-queer, vulva-owner of Russian nationality, who happens to live in Israel, speak three languages (boo-hoo) and spend her free time, aside work, on sleeping, running catastrophic plots in her mind, not-finishing drawings, cooking crap and tumblring. Oh, and is proud of her taste.Look it up here.
Umpa Umpas
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris “Oz” Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald’s or homemade?